I’ve been embarrassed plenty of times by Whirlwind. Like the time she wanted to talk about my Big Vagina. Or the time she kicked me. How about the time she pulled up my dress at the dessert bar? Though my favourite has to be the time she wanted to talk…
At 3 p.m.the other day, the only thing on my mind was ice cream. I needed it. My family needed it. It was time to spoil our supper. On our way to Dairy Queen, Whirlwind was trying to tell us what she wanted. I couldn’t…
Whirlwind and I were making muffins, to keep her busy I told her to read the recipe. She starts to read and says, “ Put in raisins and get electrocuted.” And she calls me weird.