Down There….
I am an ambassador for Church and Dwight, so you know I absolutely squealed at the opportunity to talk about my “down there”! (that is the polite way to talk about my hooo-ha) I pride myself in the fact that brands want to work with…
Tag: vagina
A Dog And Her Vagina…
This morning over breakfast… 5 year old Bot: Babies come out of their butt’s. 8 year old Whirlwind: No they don’t. They come out of Mom’s vaginas. Bot: Not Mom’s baby! A DOG’S BABY! Me: Dog’s have vaginas. Bot: They do? Me: Yup. That’s how they…
Getting My Pap Done…
Oh do I have a story for you…. In my late twenties I had to go for my annual pap smear. Damn I hate the word smear. Any who…. While I am waiting, in walks the most gorgeous young doctor I have ever seen in…
Vagina, Vagina, Vagina…
“Why do you talk about Vaginas on your blog?” Whoa. Good question. I don’t have an answer. Do I really talk about vaginas that much? Well, I have talked about my arm pits looking like vaginas. Of course there was also the time I had…
My Ratty Old Underwear…
I’ve been embarrassed plenty of times by Whirlwind. Like the time she wanted to talk about my Big Vagina. Or the time she kicked me. How about the time she pulled up my dress at the dessert bar? Though my favourite has to be the time she wanted to talk…
Vulva Free Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition…
Before we get to the Vulva Free Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition… You might like to know that I was on t.v with Tyra Banks and Jillian Michaels. And I hit Jillian. Yup. I hit her. I have to walk three blocks total to get…