My friends have the most interesting sex lives. Open Marriages. Affairs. Tinder. Single. Sex After Divorce. Swingers. Masturbation. Online Dating. Their stories of having sex as adults thrill me, probably because I have been having sex with the same man for almost twenty years. Holy Shit….
I refused to watch Scandal when it first aired. Want to know why? I hated the name. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe it was unfair of me to judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a show by its name. But, really, it’s a dumb name, Shonda…
This was first published on September 3rd, 2011. I’m lucky to have a lot of good friends. Sometimes I wonder what the hell I did right. I still have childhood, teen, 20’s, college, work and now Mommy friends. I have totally lucked out in…
This post was first published on Mommy’s Weird July 30th, 2011. My sister says that I have to quit talking about my sex life. In my defense, I keep talking about it because I am hoping that I am going to find someone else…
This post was previously published on August 7, 2011. After Whirlwind was born I took solace in a Mommy and Me Group. It was every Tuesday morning and if Whirlwind was napping I would be furious with her b.c it really was my only…
We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross. I…
I was recently asked by a friend on twitter, what my favourite blog posts of 2013 were/are. First let’s address that I said “friend on twitter”. Yes, there are people on twitter that I have never met in real life that I consider my friends….
Remember when I told you I was trying to make new friends? Remember how I am trying to fit in at school pick up? Remember when I discovered that all of my friends were having sex during the day? Sorry that is a lot of…
My girlfriend is sleep deprived. And it is terrible. She is a bloody psycho. I caught her yelling at a box of smarties on her kitchen counter. Seriously. What did smarties ever do to her? She was behaving like a bird that broke into her…
Before I tell you about my friends having sex in the basement…. YES THAT IS ME WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!READ ABOUT MY TRIP TO LA I haven’t talked about my friends sex lives for a while. Maybe I am growing up. Bah. Damn,…