I just got a comment on my most recent blog post that has inspired a post of its own. Inspiration really is everywhere, isn’t it. I sort of feel like I am in a deodorant commercial. You know dancing and frolicking in a meadow. Anywho… The…
Something has been annoying me lately. And its starting to really tick me off. Its like everywhere I look I see young women being sexualized. I am pretty sure this has been happening for years and I am only noticing it now because I am…
I don’t think “passing out” at a party is or ever was a good thing. Not as a teenager.Side note: Once I drank an entire mickey of vodka straight and I woke myself up by snoring on a hall floor with a slice of ham on my…
My poor friend. She recently turned fifty. That’s not the problem, because she is rocking fifty like a hot damn. Here’s what happened… For her big 5-0, three of us got together to buy her a spa day. She was so excited. And luckily she…
Recently a friend told me a story that I just have to share. Side note: Aren’t you glad I have such interesting friends? Otherwise what the hell would I talk about. I really did something good in my last life to keep such ridiculous…
There has been some talk in our home about having a third baby. Basically, it’s a thought. I feel like I would really like another child. There is just this really odd feeling inside me, probably my uterus, that feels like our family isn’t quite…
I find it hard to be serious when I write. It’s the sarcastic jack ass in me. She is just dying to get out. All the time. But, I try to keep my reigns on her. Because she can pop out at really the most…
Let me preface this post I love Christmas. But, since having children, I haven’t really loved Christmas as much as I used too. Mostly, because now I am “The Mom”. And it sucks being “The Mom” at Christmas. You know why? Because “The Mom” does…
I’ve made some parenting mistakes in my short four years on the job. Like, renaming my daughter, “Damn It”. Or when I inadvertently taught her to call people, “Lepers”. But, by far the worst thing I have ever said to my daughter would be the time I…
I’d like to introduce you to Erin. from Working Mother Chronicles. I had been reading her blog for a few months before meeting her in real life. She is witty as hell (auditioned for Jeopardy), super smart (hello, lawyer!) and has the ability to laugh at herself. Obviously, I’m…