Knock Knock Volume I and II

Baby Bot is getting to be hilarious little two year old. Baby Bot: Knock, Knock Zed:  Umm…. Who’s there….? Baby Bot:  Milk. Zed (laughing):  Milk who? Baby Bot:  Milk in my mouth. But my personal favourite comes courtesy of Chirp Magazine. Me: Knock, Knock Whirlwind:…

I Hate You….

Whirlwind turned 5 on Tuesday. Deep, long, inhale…. and exhale. It’s amazing and scary and awesome and fun and…. and…. Well, I am not sure how to say this, but she has been acting sort of… sort of…sort of….not cool. I’m not sure what else…

Give Me Back My Penny….

I want my penny back. The Canadian Government has said ” Goodbye to the penny!” And I don’t like it.  Not one little bit. Listen, I know that it costs 1.6 cents to make the 1 cent penny. So, I get that getting rid of…

Movie Review: Won’t Back Down…

I’ve been so hooked on Suburgatory, New Girl, The Mindy Project, Modern Family, The Middle and Parenthood that I haven’t been spending much time watching movies. Wow. That is a lot of t.v. Whatever. I don’t have much going for me lately. So, when I…

The Boob Man….

Remember when I was saying that Baby Bot is a little bit behind compared to when Whirlwind was two? I wish I had waited a bit before writing that. Because Bot, is as smart as a damn whip. Me not so much. I guess he…

I Just Don’t Care As Much…

Baby Bot is 2. He is probably the coolest cat on the planet. I don’t know a kid that is as awesome as he is. He’s just got life by the horns, man. He’s not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but I don’t…

Top 25 Funny Mom’s….

Last year I placed #15 in the Top 25 Funny Mom Blogs on Circle of Mom’s. As far as I know, I was the only Canadian to make the Top 25. But, I like to make things up, so I might be wrong. Any ways,…

Compliments From A 4 Year Old….

The other day I was working at the computer with my wallet beside me. Let’s say I was paying bills and not online shopping. Yeah, let’s say that. My Mom and Whirlwind were hovering around me while I was doing my ahem, ahem, bill shopping,…

Mindy Kaling…

In case you have forgotten, this blog is about talking about funny parenting stuff and somehow talking about myself while trying to do movie and book reviews. It’s been a while since I have reviewed a book or movie. You know how I know that?…

Spelling B-A-D Words…

We spell words around our house. It’s our secret adult language. We spell bad words like, D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D and A-S-S. We spell words that I don’t want the kids to say like S-T-U-P-I-D and D-U-M-B and F-A-T. We spell words that we don’t want the kids to pick…