Hey, what’s up! Just so you know, I am writing over at BLUNTmoms today. It’s a post about working from home as I have just started working from home and it is as tricky as making risotto. Not like I have ever made risotto before….
This is Julie of Triple Threat: Life with 3 boys. Julie has been an amazing supporter of Mommy’s Weird and always takes the time to comment. Thanks girl! Give her a big warm Mommy’s Weird welcome to her first GUEST POST! Well hellooooo there! I’m…
I have come to the sad realization that even when I am an adult, I can still suffer from being left out. Mostly, I blame Facebook. If Facebook did not let me see that all my friends were invited to the same party and I…
Not only was I super annoying when I was pregnant with my first child. But, I was also super naive. I thought if I read the Baby Whisperer, I would know how to put a baby to sleep. I only made it half way through the…
Something beautiful is happening. My children are in love with their grandparents. They want to call them, they want to sleep over with them, they want to draw pictures for them, they want to show them everything. I don’t have a lot of memories like…
You can lie to most people. You can fib about your wage, how much you weigh and even how many orgasms you had the night before. You can even tell nice lies, like when you tell your best friend her kitchen looks fine, even though…
Holla! Yes I just said Holla. It’s better than “Yo” or “Who let the dog’s out?” I mean, what a stupid saying. What does letting the dogs out have to do with anything anywhere? And why is there a song about it. Oh damn it,…
Okay. I didn’t make the list for 2013 Top Funny Mom’s. Weird right? Because we totally killed it last year. Stupid dumb voting contests. I mean, really. We all know how great I am. Do we really have to vote daily to remind the rest…
I might have just over reacted. Here is what is happening, my son is watching, Dinosaur Train. He just friggn’ loves Dinosaurs. He stomps around the house growling constantly. He is either a Dinosaur or a Bear Beast or Sponge Bob Square Pants. Honestly, I…
Meet Marianne, we met while competing to be the funniest Mom’s in 2012. I would like to add that we rocked that mofo list last year and then this year we both failed to make the Top 25. So, as an FYI: Those lists are…