I have been pretty lax with my movie and book reviews lately. Want to know why? Well, I have become a bit of a stat monger. And I have noticed that the posts about my huge boobs, vulva less models and my daughter swallowing a cigarette butt are much…
Baby Bot has no interest in being Potty Trained. Yes, I wrote Potty Trained in capitals because I believe it deserves the same sort of respect that Jesus does. This will be an almighty feat in our home. I am aware that Baby Bot is only 2…
I cannot get enough of Funny Females lately. I am absolutely hooked. It’s pretty much all I want to read and I am pretty sure its driving my Book Club cray-cray. There was Mindy Kaling’s book. Which is awesome and a must buy. And Heather McDonald…
So, this showed up at my door the other day. Too small to be a male stripper and too big to be a pair of swarvoski earrings. It better be big box of potato chips. It wasn’t. It was a whole ton of Softsoap Body Wash Fragrance…
I’ve been busy over at BLUNTmoms. My most recent post called, I Shouldn’t Have Married My Husband. Doesn’t that sound awful? Trust me. It’s worth the read. Before I run, not literally like around a block or something, I just mean run to the fridge, I…
You know how I feel about the park. I have a love hate relationship with that place. But it truly is a wonderful way to spend a Sunday Morning. Zed quickly put the kids in the van, as I grabbed the snacks and put on…
Suppers at our home can be pretty hectic. The kids are climbing, running, choking, throwing and spilling. But there are a lot of very special moments, too. Lately, 2 year old Baby Bot has jumped into our new family tradition of asking everyone, “What was…
Toot vs. Fart. The great debate, before we get to that…. DID YOU KNOW I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS. READ ABOUT IT HERE We say “toot” at our house, not “fart”. I know, I know. I am…
Damn, I am all over the place these days. And not emotionally. Well, at least not for a few more days. Then watch the heck out. If its sweet its not safe in my house. I have been known to eat a plain packet of…
I wish I was one of those people who says they live their life with no regrets. I’m not. And you will never hear me say something that stupid. My life is a story full of regrets. I regret stealing a bra from Woolco. I…