As I was putting the groceries into the car, Whirlwind was buckling herself up (Praise Jesus for Booster seats!) when she announced, “I want to go to space.” “Cool.” I answered. ” Maybe when you are older you can.” “I don’t have a space ship.”…
It’s been a day of rain and the kids are driving me banana’s and I know I should be happy about the two hour nap they had, but I am not because that means they will not be ready for bed until 9:30 p.m. and…
Yes. I know. Yes, it really does say “Coca-Cola Chicken”. Here goes…. Heat your oven at 375. Take 4 thawed chicken breasts and throw them in an already sprayed/oiled/greased cake pan or something. I don’t care. Dump a cup of salsa on top of…
I’d like to introduce you to Leanne. She might be the most successful writer I know in real life. I like to stalk celebrities on twitter and I like to stalk Leanne in real life. Her book Don’t Lick the Minivan is a must read and…
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This is an honest review of using Footner. HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO APPEAR WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!? I get asked quite a bit to do reviews. And I turn a ton of them down. Mostly because…
I don’t really like animals. I never have and I never will, but I still really, really try. I try all the time. Because it seems like everyone has a bloody dog. It’s not that I hate dogs, I don’t. I just don’t like…
My Mom drives me crazy. It is because we are practically the same person. The one thing that My Mom always said to me when I was a kid was to “keep your chin up and remember who you are.” And when I was…
Before I tell you about my friends having sex in the basement…. YES THAT IS ME WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!READ ABOUT MY TRIP TO LA I haven’t talked about my friends sex lives for a while. Maybe I am growing up. Bah. Damn,…
Friday has been named “The Longest Day of Play” ! Side Note: Honestly, I was wondering if it was called this because I no longer have daycare and my husband was out of town at a conference. But, it’s not. It’s because it is the…