I got Young Mom’d….
I invented a new word. You are going to like it. A lot. Oh and I am complaining about other Mom’s, so there is that.
Pantyhose Suck…
Before Shayna tells you about why panty hose suck, first you should know that I hit Jillian Michaels on t.v with Tyra Banks watching. Have you ever been to Regina? No. Don’t worry about it. There is only a few things you will miss…
Kids Say The Darndest Things…
Both of these conversations happened this morning…. Baby Bot: Momma, I watch tv now? Me: Not now, honey. Baby Bot: But, Momma, I love the t.v. Me: I know honey, but too much t.v will turn your brain into mush. Baby Bot: Momma, I want…
Jillian Michaels Broke My Bra…
It’s true, Jillian Michaels broke my bra. I MET JILLIAN MICHAELS AND TYRA BANKS IN LA. AND I HIT JILLIAN!!! My quest to keep in shape has been an interesting one. Not only did I break my bra while running on the treadmill… But, I…
When Life Gives You Lemons….
….you should drink tequila. Oh, do I have a tequila story for you. Remind me to tell you about it one day. Any who…. Lemon Loaf 1/2 cup butter or margarine 1/2 cup sugar 2 eggs Just beat it, just beat it, whoooooo. 1 1/2…
Stranger Danger…
How I am screwing up my kids #369 Me: You CAN ride your bike. Just wear your helmet and stay in the driveway please. And if someone tries to steal you, kick them. Whirlwind: KICK THEM? Me: Yup. Whirlwind: Can I hit them and scratch…
Pinterest Fail….
THIS IS THE POST THAT STARTED ME JOURNEY TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS IN LA. AND YES I HIT JILLIAN. Recently I was asked the question that makes me cringe….. “What are you making for supper tonight?” Seriously? This is an intimate question….
The Book Thief…
At Christmas, if I don’t get a book I get twitchy. Sometimes even angry. This rarely happens now that my Mother in law has me figured out. Before Christmas she asks me what books I want- this year I emailed her back with “We Are…
It’s a Toaster Strudel World…
We do not enjoy mornings at our house. Don’t get me wrong, I love mornings, I always have, the problem is the little devils that we have procreated, because they love mornings too. Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy. I have talked about this numerous times and…
I Love Minted…
Having a new baby was all consuming for me. It was not easy. And there was nothing easy going about me. I didn’t dress nicely, I forgot to return phone calls and I missed hair appointments. I was unorganized and stressed out. You should have…