Let’s Get Lucky….
Baby Bot: Momma, yet’s get yucky. Me: Sorry. What did you say? Baby Bot: With da robots, Momma. Yet’s get yucky. I’m up all night. Me: The robots…… Baby Bot : Baff Punk, Momma. Me: Ohhhhhhhhhh. Got it. More Baby Bot stories here…
Happy Anniversary…
Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Ha-ppy 20th Anniversary in Canada Walmart! I sort of talk about Walmart a ton on Mommy’s Weird. I didn’t really know how much of a fan I was until I searched my blog and got thinking about why I…
Christmas Vomit…
I met Jessica last year at the Newcomers Reception at Blissdom Canada. I quickly corrupted her and taught her how to steal items from the lovely people from Philosophy. Jessica is super kind and very funny and probably one of the cutest people on the…
Perverted Old Man…
This post was not written by me, it was written by my college roomie Cari. It might sound like its me, because we pretty much talk the same stupid speed about the same stupid nonsense. I write about her quite a bit, because she is…
Weekend Away Pt II
Where did I leave you? If you want to read Part 1 our Our Weekend Away its here. Right, we are on our best family vacay ever in Kalispell, Montana and shockingly to all our friends the trip did not revolve around Costco. I know. You…
Kalispell with Kids
Sometimes you just need to run away from home for a couple of nights. When I was a kid I would run away to my Grandma’s place in the Lodge. When I was a teenager to my friend Julie’s house. Then as a young adult…
Teacher Gifts….
June is crazy, yo. Why didn’t anyone warn me about this? It’s like the part after labour. No one tells you about having to freeze maxi pads and wearing nipple shields. I mean look at my hair in this video. That is not normal people. I…
Blog Tour….
I hate these things. And when I get nominated, I never do them. But, I am going to do this one because my girl Christella at Crawl the Line pretty much made fun of me having to answer these questions. So, instead of being the…
Hey Kid, Your Parents Suck…
It’s been a while since I have complained about other parents on Mommy’s Weird. Mostly, because I have grown up a bit since starting this blog. Shocking. Okay, you can quit laughing now. Want me to be a bit of a dick? You do? Whew….
Daddy Needs Coffee Too…
I am pretty new to the whole K- Cup thing. I always thought they were stupid until I was visiting a friend and was talking about how it would be nice to just make ONE CUP OF DAMN COFFEE. I mentioned this to Zed and…