Back to school shopping sucks. It’s super confusing. Let’s take scissors for example. They must be 5 inch semi point. Do you know how many darn pairs of scissors there were to choose from? SEVEN. Don’t get me started on the glue. I couldn’t find…
Now that Whirlwind is school aged I have made some new Mommy Friends. Which is about damn time. Remember when I was stalking them? Or trying to impress them with my Pinterest Hairy Hot Dogs? Or trying to talk to them inappropriately about their sex…
Grapefruit Juice and Beer? Sure. Why the heck not! I like beer. And I like idiots. So I talk about those things a lot, you can check them out here.
When I was a kid I was constantly called Karla. Karla is a fine name, its just not my name. As I got older and Kayla and Patch were on Days of Our Lives, then I started to get called Kayla. Then Kylie. Then Karly….
Just all the stuff. I always have. It’s not so much that items are sentimental to me, it’s just that I always think that something is going to come in handy. Yarn? I should keep this in case we have to cat sit. Golf balls?…
I try not to be super judgey. But, I can be when it comes to electronic devices. I see kids watching movies while their parents push them around in the cart at the grocery store. I see kids playing games on their tablets while there…
We did so much on this trip I am finding it kind of hard to remember. You know how everyone is writing those “Gratitude” posts on Facebook. Well, today I am thankful for iPhones, because without them I would totally forget the order of our…
My dentist took all of his kids to Mexico. I think he has like 7 kids or something. When he told me this I gagged. And not the usual dentist gag. I choked because that is my version of hell. All those kids on the…
I wasn’t a huge fan of summer holidays when I was a kid. I mean, I liked going camping. I loved going to see my relatives in Red Deer, Alberta. I dug swimming lessons. But, I preferred school. I was an eager, hand putter upper,…
I am exhausted. Soooooo exhausted. The kids were up at 6:05 am. Grocery store at 8:50 am. Work emails. First play date 11 am at Spray Park. Second play date at 1:30 pm. Hair appt at 4:30 pm Kids in bathtub at 6:30 pm. Work…