Who Wants Tampons….

Remember trying to insert your first tampon? Ugh. I remember being in grade 7 and thinking WTF is going on down there?  Why won’t that damn thing just get up in there?  I tried for days and days and days and days. Actually more like…

Mommy’s Weird’s Mom…

Did that title make sense? Meh. It’s my blog. I will make sense if I want to. I have been trying to get my Mom to write on my blog for months.  The lady is hilarious. And she is a real pain in my ass,…

Spring Clean?

I don’t spring clean. It just isn’t my thing. But, I do Fall Organize. And I must be serious about it because I used capital letters. Weird. Any who… I am getting it on with #Walmart20th            LOOK AT THE ROLLBACKS!!!???…

My Hoarding Problem…

I can joke about my hoarding because it is NOT yet a problem. I don’t go to the closest store and buy 45 Christmas Cookie cutters because they are 5 cents each. That’s crazy talk. I would only buy 3. I do however, love to…

I Am Not A Hillbilly…

Scene:  Zed is driving, I am in the passenger seat. Baby Bot and Whirlwind are in their car seats. Our foreign exchange student Why is in the back back back seat in the van. Baby Bot: Momma…? Me:  Yes. Baby Bot:  Is Dada your brudder?…

Sexy Girl Next Door….

I look better with make up. I just do. Be quiet. I am not fishing for compliments. It’s a fact.  I have even thought that if I was on the reality show Survivor I would ask if I could bring my eye lash curler and…

#LetsTalkBums

We own a tent. I hate tenting. But, I wanted to camping with my blogging friends soooooooo badly that I convinced my super hot and sexy husband to let us rent an RV. Did you see what I did there? Yup. I am that good….

Old People Kill Me…

My friend is on vacation with her parents and sent me this… Conversation between my parents: Mom: “do it this way.” Dad: “why, I’ve been doing it the other way for 40 years.” Mom: “Just do it, I want to try it this way.” Dad:…

Travelling The World…

Imagine packing up your family and travelling the world. No.  Really. Imagine it. Could you do it? This is exactly what my friends are doing. They have quit or taking sabbaticals and are taking the next 10 months to travel the world and home school…

Finding Your Funny….

I have had some really cool experiences lately. I was interviewed by Blissdom Canada (Canada’s Premier Social Media Conference) and asked, “What Makes You and Your Online Presence Unique?” And I also took part in #TownHallChat with Main Street Creative Co.  on how to use humour…