I Love My Elf on The Shelf…

Due to popular demand I bring you… Jody Loves Her Elf On The Shelf Dear Kyla, What do you have against the Elf on the Shelf? How can you not love the lanky little darlin’ with the mischievous twinkle in his eye or the perky…

Facebook Rant…

Crap My Friends Put on Facebook III Usually I don’t “out” who puts this stuff on Facebook. But, too bad. This is from my friend Angila at Detached from Logic. This is her actual Facebook Post……. “Let’s have a go at So This Happened…Two kids…

Don’t Be a Jerk This Christmas…

In the words of Sponge Bob; “Don’t Be A Jerk This Christmas!” p.s I am on the treadmill. p.s.s the quality blows but its worth a minute and 49 seconds of your time. Want more Kyla? Of course you do. Check out my YouTube Channel!

Elf on the Shelf…

NOTE: This is the post that keeps giving and giving. Thanks to Shauna. Due to popular demand…. Charming Tradition My Ass Yes. I have been sucked into the nightmare that is known as The Elf on the Shelf. I have no idea how it happened….

“We’re Not Mini Van People”….

If you have ever wondered what it is like to go out for beer wine martinis coffee with me. This is a typical conversation.   If you dug that you might like these too.

Married to the Military…

I married a former sailor who is now living as a land creature. My husband spent a good deal of time sailing the world in the Navy, and he has generally adapted well to civilian life, but there are some things that are so deeply…

Holy Cr*p Icing….

I.  JUST. MADE. ICING. And its really really really good. HOLY CRAP I JUST MADE ICING. This is an icing recipe for absolute idiots. You can do this. I have faith in you.     Holy Cr*p Icing 1/3 cup butter 1 cup brown sugar…

How To Watch Christmas Movies…

Baby Bot is obsessed with “Home Alone”.  Yes, its funny but its also a little bit dis-concerning. Recently I said,  “If you do not hurry up, I am going to leave……!” I ccouldn’t even finish the sentence before he lights up like Cheech and Chong. It’s not until then do…

Dry Shampoo…

I have been making my own Dry Shampoo since high school. I know you can buy it now. But, I still prefer my DIY method. Want to know my trick? For as long as I can remember I have been telling any one who will…

Sounds Of The Holidays…

We are totally into Christmas waaaaay too early this year. And I blame Songza and their Christmas Genre AND our new favourite toy… Its our new Bose SoundLink Mini Bluetooth Speaker. Never in my entire life have I heard anything so amazing. How can something so damn…