If I had known posting my favourite work outs with Jillian Michaels would actually lead me to a t.v show with Tyra Banks and end up with me actually hitting Jillian, I might have done it earlier đ When I am not on holidays or…
My Mother in law is the best gift giver on the entire planet. She listens to all the ridiculous things I say to her and then remembers those things and buys me the most wonderful Christmas gifts. I say things like this…. “Oh, I love infinity scarves!”…
I am all about flu prevention. If I had a dollar for every time I told my kids to wash their hands, I would be going on kid free vacations to Vegas each and every month. Â But sometimes, the flu bug gets us before I…
My Friend’s Facebook Post: I’ve decided to share an episode of âȘ#âshitmydadsaysâŹ. Today’s story – Mom says “explain to your dad what a hash tag is”. So, after careful explanation, he simply says “ok”. While we are chomping on our Peter’s burgers, he says “these don’t…
Ugh. Are your kids sick too? It’s painful. Oddly, when they get better I really miss all the couch snuggles. We’ve been watching Shrek on Netflix. And while watching it, I have been slowly suggesting how awesome the lover “Puss in Boots” is because starting January…
I tend to embarrass my friends. I am not a person that has to be right. But, when I feel I may have been wronged; I just can’t shut up about it. I also may have embellished this greatly. I apologize in advance to my…
I love the start of a New Year. I am actually one of those people that believe anything is attainable. Even if I do set the exact same resolution three years in a row. Here it is…. This year, like last year and the year before,…
Oh Crap. You thought this was going to me giving away a bunch of things ala Oprah didn’t you? Sorry. It’s just me being vain and talking about myself. Still interested….? I love seeing where people are reading Mommy’s Weird from. Â I like to imagine…
This years list is a little bit like last years list. Totally freaky. Perverted search terms are scary, yo. Here we go… #6. Â Hey Kids Your Parents Suck. Â When I first started Mommy’s Weird, I used to bitch a ton about other parents. Â Then I…
My Mom just said something sort of dicky to me. I can’t remember what it was because she cannot help herself with me. We just had this conversation… Me: You know Mom, sometimes you say really mean things. My Mom: That must be where you…