Shall I Suggest….
So what kind of crap am I into this week? This kind of stuff… It’s Spring Break for us. I am going to do some downloading –Road Trip Music for Your Family I love making fun of bloggers. So does this lady. As soon as I…
New Years Reminder Give Away…
As many of you know I love to work out. I do it for my mind and body. But, as many of you know I love to eat wings. After Christmas this year, Zed and I made a deal to stop our late night eating…
Carrot Soup….
I found a whack of carrots starting to become one with our fridge. I had to think like my Mom, which is not something I like to do that often. What would she do? My Mom would make carrot soup. So I guess I will too…….
Damn You Mascara….
I have been having an epic battle with my mascara and bed time make up removal routine. I like waterproof mascara and I like waking up in the morning and not looking like a damn raccoon. This is me today. Side note: I was trying…
Innovative Little Kids….
Its time for another edition of Crap My Friends Post On Facebook. This one is from a status I read this week…. Dear parents of my Ellie’s classmates, If you see a sketchy invite in your son or daughters backpack for Ellie’s birthday party at Reid Montgomery School gym…
This Turns Me On…
We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross. I…
Are You Watching House Of Cards….
..because if you are not, then you should. You really really really should. Yes, its political. Yes, you get confused. Yes, Robin Wright and Kevin Spacey are absolutely vile. But, I have never been more invested in such terrible characters in my life. I cannot get…
Fat Lady Breaks Chair..
I have broken my share of chairs. So, I am paranoid around a shaky one. But, this time, I didn’t break a chair. It was NOT breaking the chair that was embarrassing. If you like this story, you may like these ones too.
I’m Not A Craft Mom…
I don’t really like doing crafts with the kids. It’s not the mess that I mind, because our house is constant damn mess. For me its the effort. It’s the effort to plan the craft and then watch them lose interest about 35 seconds in….
Valentine’s Day Giveaway….
I don’t really get Valentine’s Day. When I was single it was a terrible day. It made me feel like a big fat pathetic lump. I always let myself feel “less than.” When I was 23 years old, with a boyfriend, my friend Sarah and…