Cookie Candy…
I didn’t grow up with lots of family get togethers. As a kid in a town where everyone was related to everyone I often felt like an outsider. When I was a kid there was always one family that made me feel like everything was…
Parenting Techniques….
Before we get to our parenting techniques, you should know the kind of person I am. I am a person who is invited to be on National TV and hit celebrity trainer Jillian Michaels in front of super model Tyra Banks. My husband was giving…
How To Find A Babysitter…
The only way to find a baby sitter is to stalk teenage girls. These are real texts that I sent today. I have no shame. Watch how I suck up with jokes, photos and then money… So I still don’t have…
Don’t Put Off Your Health…
This Christmas my friend had a scar on her head. I asked what it was from and she explained that she had a spot that never healed. It was basal cell cancer. That lit a fire under my ass. I had a mole that just…
Dirty Hair Don’t Care…
Guess who went to Vegas and only washed her hair once? Well, I actually never even washed it. I got a professional blow out (get your mind out of the gutter) at Original Diva in the amazing Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood. I might be…
Easter In One Swoop…
We’re sick. It’s been days. The cough. I tell you. I am so tired of it. Not only was I sweatn’ a fever. I was also sweatn’ Easter. Excuse me while I cough… Okay. I am back. As you can tell, I look pretty rough….
We Get To Choose….
When I was growing up I didn’t get to choose my friends. It was a hindrance and a blessing. It was a hindrance because of exactly what I said. I am so literal. There was such a small pool of kids that you pretty much…
No Girl’s Night For Me…
Listen, I like my friends. They are pretty. They are smart. They are smart. They are loving. But they got nothing on Kimmy Schmidt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNKEKlXY3Z4 Yup. Who needs to go out with the girls when I can snuggle up on the couch with my girl Kimmy….
How To Use A Curling Wand…
A YouTube tutorial star I am not. But, I did make without wearing pants. And because I am worried that you think that I went out in public that way, I have included an after shot. It is a tad better. But, I am…
Wine and Chips…
I have always said that having a blog is fun. But, now I realize that it is the best job I have ever had in my entire life. Wanna know why? Look what showed up at my house…. Yes, that is a box filled…