Win a Spring Cleaning Pack….
Ask me when I last cleaned my house… I dare you. Ask me. Do it. ASK. Did you just ask me the last time I cleaned my house? HOW DARE YOU! Don’t worry about my house. GO CLEAN YOUR OWN HOUSE! Spring Cleaning Giveaway…
Why Is Everyone Hugging Redux….
This is a repost from 2012. But, its still true. Why are we all hugging each other so much. Why am I hugging people I hardly know!? In fact 2 weeks ago, someone wished me a Happy Birthday, after they saw it on Facebook and…
Birds….
Most the time I have a good idea what my kids are thinking. I know when Whirlwind is upset. I can tell when Baby Bot has had his feelings hurt. Hell, I can even tell when they have to poop. But, today…..? No clue. Just…
My Boys DNA…
I try not to make gender a thing in our house. I say ridiculous sounding things like, “there are no such things as boy toys or girl toys. Toys are for everyone.” Ugh… So you can get why I almost tossed my cookies when my 6…
Funny Stuff…
Damn there are some funny women out there in the big damn world. It’s the weekend yo. Take some time for you and read this already! Ironic Mom talks about Lego Yoga. Mum Revised talks about why she would rather be a Dance Mom than…
My Husband’s Tools….
I am planning a deck party. Women please wear bright lipstick and high heels. So…. now that you watched this. Can you relate? Wait. HOLD UP. Before you leave please go follow me on twitter. WHOA. Thought you were getting off that easy did you?!…
Confetti Peanut Butter Snack Bites…
I love baking with my kids. And they love baking with me. It is pretty much our go-to event when the kids start to get a little bit nutty on the weekend. As soon as I bring out the cook book and say…
I’m A Downer Today….
Let’s set the scene… 8:55 am on a beautiful sunny Thursday Morning. Bot and I have just dropped off Whirlwind at school. Bot is wearing dinosaur pj’s, rubber boots, pink gloves and an bright orange toque. Me: Let’s go for a walk. Bot: Sure, Momma….
Reading, Watching, Listening….
I am reading Miriam Toews. I am watching Netflix’s Bloodline. I am listening to Billy Joel. And I will tell you why…. I want you to know that I am a member of the Netflix #StreamTeam, which means, that I watch and talk about Netflix constantly…
Enell Sports Bra…
This Enell Sports Bra will change you life. Trust me. If you have large breasts, this bra will make baseball, volleyball and watching t.v easier. If you are new to Mommy’s Weird, you should know that Jillian Michael’s broke my bra. You can read about…