Remember when my friend Liza and I tried to get to know each other better by playing an Ice Breaker game. And we left you with the cliffhanger of all cliffhangers… This is what is cool about this game. We started with questions and…
As usual I use the wrong words to explain how I feel. I complain about a lack of lesbian scenes in the book Carol. I give away what I am getting my mother in law for Christmas and I get attacked by a plant. Pretty…
Okay. I thought Dance Mom’s were weird. Until my daughter started playing soccer. HOLY CRAP. Soccer parents are weird, too. I told my friend about how competitive some parents were acting, and then of course she had a hockey parent story for me. It was beyond…
It is my one year anniversary of my tv taping with Jillian Michaels and Tyra Banks. So what has happened in a year? I explained all the exciting, not so exciting and embarrassing things that have happened in the last 365 days on Facebook Live……
Yoga has always been part of my life. Don’t get me wrong, you aren’t going to see me do a head stand or firefly. As my personal life coach Taylor Swift says, “Like, Ever.” My father has always been a believer in Yoga. I grew up…
I never grew up liking Halloween. Mostly because I grew up as a fat kid. Trying to find a costume that fit me was an emotional nightmare. For me, not all fat kids, just this fat kid. My kids love Halloween. It’s the candy and dressing…
Making friends as an adult is not as easy as it was when I was a kid. So, I came up with an idea to do with my friend Liza, that would help us to get to know each other better. Like, one of those…
Every decade or so I become obsessed with something so badly it consumes me in my dreams. It happened when I was 21 with Real World Seattle. I was living near San Francisco, working as a nanny for a family that hated me. I was lonely….
My kids love perogies. They get that obsession from me. I love those little guys so much, but they are impossible for me to make. I am not that kind of person. So, in true Mommy’s Weird fashion, I have found the easiest way to…
There are many things that my children do that bother me. Some of the things that bother me also entertain me. Let’s take yesterday morning for example. We were heading out the door, into the carport and towards the van when I saw the family…