Kids Say The Darndest Things…

Both of these conversations happened this morning…. Baby Bot: Momma, I watch tv now? Me: Not now, honey. Baby Bot: But, Momma, I love the t.v. Me: I know honey, but too much t.v will turn your brain into mush. Baby Bot: Momma, I want…

It’s a Toaster Strudel World…

We do not enjoy mornings at our house. Don’t get me wrong, I love mornings, I always have, the problem is the little devils that we have procreated, because they love mornings too. Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy. I have talked about this numerous times and…

All Kids Should Go To Summer Camp…

I loved summer camp as a kid. I loved the cabins, the cook outs, the games, the silly camp songs.  I loved playing tricks on the boys, kissing boys, and running away from the boys. I loved lining up at the mess hall, skit night…

The Newbies Guide To Going To A Spa…

I never ever thought that going to a spa was for me. I’m not sure who I thought it was for. Just not me. I was worried that spending an entire day relaxing at Resort would be super duper boring. I was super duper wrong. But,…

March Break $250 USD Pay Pal Give Away….

Yup. You read the right. I love my Weirdies so much that I am giving you a chance to win $250 American Smackaroos! I’ve teamed up with a bunch of other amazing bloggers to give you some money to waste over Spring Break! If you…

Sponsored Post: The Never Say Dieting Oath…

Please take a moment and watch this video. It’s important. It’s especially important to me. This is Olympian, Silken Laumann, as she takes the Never Say Dieting Oath for her daughter, and joins Multi-Grain Cheerios in the movement to end the word dieting for our…

I am 34.5 Years Old…

I know a make a lot of jokes about eating wings on Mommy’s Weird.  But, I don’t eat them as much as I would like. Firstly they are expensive and secondly, I weigh over 200 lbs and I don’t want to weigh over 300 lbs….

My Science Vlog…

Okay, I just did my very first science experiment LIVE on Youtube for Majesta ez flush.  It was a shake test using their toilet paper and a competitors toilet paper to see which has more flushability. Can’t say I have ever used the word flushability…

Holy Cat Poo….

Ever wonder what it is like to hang out with me in real life? THIS.  IS.  IT.       And if you are curious to who I am and why my life is this batshit, or catshit, you can find out more here.

Jody Loves Her Elf On The Shelf…

  Dear Kyla, What do you have against the Elf on the Shelf? How can you not love the lanky little darlin’ with the mischievous twinkle in his eye or the perky little earring-wearing Missus that has joined the Elf family as of late? They…