My Hoarding Problem…
I can joke about my hoarding because it is NOT yet a problem. I don’t go to the closest store and buy 45 Christmas Cookie cutters because they are 5 cents each. That’s crazy talk. I would only buy 3. I do however, love to…
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Sexy Girl Next Door….
I look better with make up. I just do. Be quiet. I am not fishing for compliments. It’s a fact. I have even thought that if I was on the reality show Survivor I would ask if I could bring my eye lash curler and…
I Like Stuff…
Just all the stuff. I always have. It’s not so much that items are sentimental to me, it’s just that I always think that something is going to come in handy. Yarn? I should keep this in case we have to cat sit. Golf balls?…
The Weird’s Do Spokane II…
We did so much on this trip I am finding it kind of hard to remember. You know how everyone is writing those “Gratitude” posts on Facebook. Well, today I am thankful for iPhones, because without them I would totally forget the order of our…
Spokane With Kids
My dentist took all of his kids to Mexico. I think he has like 7 kids or something. When he told me this I gagged. And not the usual dentist gag. I choked because that is my version of hell. All those kids on the…
My Blogging Hopes And Dreams…
When I first started blogging, I stressed for weeks over an appropriate name. Then I settled with Mommy`s Weird. Even before the blog had a name I had big dreams. I was already planning an outfit to wear for my “Good Morning America” segment. No really. I…
Let’s Get Lucky….
Baby Bot: Momma, yet’s get yucky. Me: Sorry. What did you say? Baby Bot: With da robots, Momma. Yet’s get yucky. I’m up all night. Me: The robots…… Baby Bot : Baff Punk, Momma. Me: Ohhhhhhhhhh. Got it. More Baby Bot stories here…
Christmas Vomit…
I met Jessica last year at the Newcomers Reception at Blissdom Canada. I quickly corrupted her and taught her how to steal items from the lovely people from Philosophy. Jessica is super kind and very funny and probably one of the cutest people on the…
Teacher Gifts….
June is crazy, yo. Why didn’t anyone warn me about this? It’s like the part after labour. No one tells you about having to freeze maxi pads and wearing nipple shields. I mean look at my hair in this video. That is not normal people. I…
Blog Tour….
I hate these things. And when I get nominated, I never do them. But, I am going to do this one because my girl Christella at Crawl the Line pretty much made fun of me having to answer these questions. So, instead of being the…