Easter In One Swoop…
We’re sick. It’s been days. The cough. I tell you. I am so tired of it. Not only was I sweatn’ a fever. I was also sweatn’ Easter. Excuse me while I cough… Okay. I am back. As you can tell, I look pretty rough….
Category: Selfish Reviews
No Girl’s Night For Me…
Listen, I like my friends. They are pretty. They are smart. They are smart. They are loving. But they got nothing on Kimmy Schmidt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNKEKlXY3Z4 Yup. Who needs to go out with the girls when I can snuggle up on the couch with my girl Kimmy….
Wine and Chips…
I have always said that having a blog is fun. But, now I realize that it is the best job I have ever had in my entire life. Wanna know why? Look what showed up at my house…. Yes, that is a box filled…
New Years Reminder Give Away…
As many of you know I love to work out. I do it for my mind and body. But, as many of you know I love to eat wings. After Christmas this year, Zed and I made a deal to stop our late night eating…
Damn You Mascara….
I have been having an epic battle with my mascara and bed time make up removal routine. I like waterproof mascara and I like waking up in the morning and not looking like a damn raccoon. This is me today. Side note: I was trying…
This Turns Me On…
We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross. I…
Are You Watching House Of Cards….
..because if you are not, then you should. You really really really should. Yes, its political. Yes, you get confused. Yes, Robin Wright and Kevin Spacey are absolutely vile. But, I have never been more invested in such terrible characters in my life. I cannot get…
I’m Not A Craft Mom…
I don’t really like doing crafts with the kids. It’s not the mess that I mind, because our house is constant damn mess. For me its the effort. It’s the effort to plan the craft and then watch them lose interest about 35 seconds in….
Valentine’s Day Giveaway….
I don’t really get Valentine’s Day. When I was single it was a terrible day. It made me feel like a big fat pathetic lump. I always let myself feel “less than.” When I was 23 years old, with a boyfriend, my friend Sarah and…
Do You Take Your Vitamins….
I am so good at making sure my kids take their vitamins. Me…. not so much. I work out. I try to eat well. But, I know I am lacking in a few areas. Until now…. Enter these tasty little suckers. THEY ARE GUMMIES FOR…