I had the most amazing experience with 2 childhood friends last week. But am completely perplexed by the entire event. Want to know why? They each had a penis. Their own. That that they were born with. I think. And it reminded me that I don’t…
Essential oils stress me out. I know that totally defeats their purpose, but they do. It’s like I need an essential oil to destress me so I can actually shop for the damn things. New things overwhelm me. I have to research the hell out…
I hate the word tribe. I am sick of it. Lately, it’s a word that many grown women have been using on their social media. Listen, it doesn’t sound like you have friends. It sounds like you are an exclusive jerk who is playing mean…
Remember when we used to book mark sites and surf the web without being told what to view by Facebook? Honest to poop, I rarely go to website anymore, unless I am directed by Facebook to do so. Do you get what I mean? I…
If you read one of my latest post about how my husband has “let himself go” since becoming a father, then you should know that I am also guilty of letting something go. My home. Sigh. I have let…
It is time for another episode of “What I’m Eating”…. Want to watch me eat chips? It is your lucky day.
I am in desperate need of a getaway with my husband. We don’t get away very often. We don’t live near our parents. Even if we did live near our parents, I cannot guarantee that they would watch our kids for a week so we…
No really? Why do women quit playing sports after highschool? That title reads as if this is going to be a funny post. Like a sport for a Mom would be “Team Cattle Roping Your Kids” or “Gymnastics DayTimer Scheduling”. Wait. That actually is kind…
My daughter was invited to a play date to Jana’s last week. As we were driving there my daughter said, “Jana’s mom is pretty cool.” OH SHIT. Here we go. This is the moment. This is the moment where my daughter figures out that I…
Who the hell reads blogs anymore? Things have changed. Do any of you even have book marked sites anymore? And if you do, I bet you only go to a few of them. For me, I pretty much only go to blogs that Facebook tells…