Adult Friend Ice Breaker Game…
Making friends as an adult is not as easy as it was when I was a kid. So, I came up with an idea to do with my friend Liza, that would help us to get to know each other better. Like, one of those…
Category: I’m Hilarious
My Obsession with I Mom So Hard…
Every decade or so I become obsessed with something so badly it consumes me in my dreams. It happened when I was 21 with Real World Seattle. I was living near San Francisco, working as a nanny for a family that hated me. I was lonely….
My Children Bother Me…
There are many things that my children do that bother me. Some of the things that bother me also entertain me. Let’s take yesterday morning for example. We were heading out the door, into the carport and towards the van when I saw the family…
A Dog And Her Vagina…
This morning over breakfast… 5 year old Bot: Babies come out of their butt’s. 8 year old Whirlwind: No they don’t. They come out of Mom’s vaginas. Bot: Not Mom’s baby! A DOG’S BABY! Me: Dog’s have vaginas. Bot: They do? Me: Yup. That’s how they…
Scandal And Oral Sex…
I refused to watch Scandal when it first aired. Want to know why? I hated the name. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe it was unfair of me to judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a show by its name. But, really, it’s a dumb name, Shonda…
My Kids Don’t Get It…
My kids don’t get how to give back to their community. They just do not get it. I think we have made volunteering such a big part or our lives that our kids don’t even know that they are doing it. Does that make sense?…
Annoying Mom At Amusement Park…
This video explains it all. I met the most annoying mom at an amusement park. Have you ever seen a parent go over the top? If you dug this video you might like these too.
My Friend’s And Their Sex Lives…
This was first published on September 3rd, 2011. I’m lucky to have a lot of good friends. Sometimes I wonder what the hell I did right. I still have childhood, teen, 20’s, college, work and now Mommy friends. I have totally lucked out in…
Slutty Mom’s…
This post was first published on Mommy’s Weird July 30th, 2011. My sister says that I have to quit talking about my sex life. In my defense, I keep talking about it because I am hoping that I am going to find someone else…
Invermere MusicFest…
I am super excited for the Invermere Music Fest. I have shared my love of our visits there before, as a family and on a ladies only get away. But before we get to that, I just got home from the most amazing musical weekend in…