This is one of my favourite Mommy stories passed on down from one of my Hot Mom’s… Hot Dad #1 was having breakfast with his son and was doing the ever so common wrestle with the cereal box. Sidenote: Who invented cereal boxes? There really…
Not only am I adorable and breasty, I am also boozy. I have 3 boozy drinks that I cannot get enough of this summer. Let’s meet them, here are My Summer Drinks… [embedplusvideo height=”387″ width=”480″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/130KoLA” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/2ll9BsZ8XQs?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=2ll9BsZ8XQs&width=480&height=387&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep7971″ /]
As I was putting the groceries into the car, Whirlwind was buckling herself up (Praise Jesus for Booster seats!) when she announced, “I want to go to space.” “Cool.” I answered. ” Maybe when you are older you can.” “I don’t have a space ship.”…
Yes. I know. Yes, it really does say “Coca-Cola Chicken”. Here goes…. Heat your oven at 375. Take 4 thawed chicken breasts and throw them in an already sprayed/oiled/greased cake pan or something. I don’t care. Dump a cup of salsa on top of…
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I don’t really like animals. I never have and I never will, but I still really, really try. I try all the time. Because it seems like everyone has a bloody dog. It’s not that I hate dogs, I don’t. I just don’t like…
Before I tell you about my friends having sex in the basement…. YES THAT IS ME WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!READ ABOUT MY TRIP TO LA I haven’t talked about my friends sex lives for a while. Maybe I am growing up. Bah. Damn,…
Happy Father’s Day Zed. I really hope our five year old remembers to wake you this Father’s Day the same way she did on my birthday; by poking you in the nose at 1:15 am asking if you would like to open your present. …
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Something happened the other day and I was stuck between the emotions of hilarious and sad. Maybe you can relate? The other day Baby Bot was playing with his brand new piggy bank. It took me a second to figure out why he was digging in…