Have you ever wondered how you, yes you could get kicked out of a blogging contest? Let me share with you how easy it can be done. I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLLIAN MICHAELS! Ladies and Gentlemen. Boys and…
Whooo hoooooo! As I promised on Facebook, I have two giveaways this month. Let’s get to business. For the first time in Canada little preschoolers like mine can wear cute little “Tickety Toc” stuff, which is exclusively available at Walmart and online at Walmart Canada….
Now that Whirlwind is in Kindergarten, I have realized that its time to actually look at Baby Bot and plan him a play date or two. Last year I enrolled Baby Bot in a music class. He loved it. I was less then enthusiastic. I…
This summer while visiting my parents, Whirlwind found a photo of me on my parents dresser. “Do you know who this is?” I asked. “Yes.” She answered and then paused, ” Is it you Mommy?” “Yup.” I said as I continued tidying up our bedroom disaster….
Life is getting a little bit easier in our house and I think I have the television to thank. Now that the kids are a bit older, I am able to take a shower AND get dressed without being hounded the entire time. Granted, its…
Today during lunch, Baby Bot was drinking his juice with a straw. After a big annoying slurp he looked at me and announced accusingly, “It is all gone. It is your fault.” What the what? Pardon me, kid. Are you taking lessons from your sister?
I am having a hard time potty training Baby Bot. He really likes to go “Boom Boom” in his diaper. Okay. I’ll be honest. He loves to go “Boom Boom” in his diaper. It’s his thing. We all have our things. And this is his….
One evening I was drunk on Facebook and I ran into my friend Hot Mess Mom. I love her because she created the Million MILF March, which is basically a bunch of drunk women bar hopping for a good cause. SWOON. Plus, she invented…
“Why do you talk about Vaginas on your blog?” Whoa. Good question. I don’t have an answer. Do I really talk about vaginas that much? Well, I have talked about my arm pits looking like vaginas. Of course there was also the time I had…
Today I overheard something that surprised me and got me thinking a bit more about the word “bully”. I had my kids at the spray park and it was packed. Some kids were lying in puddles. Some were sliding down the unsafe slide. Some…