Not The Momma…
Baby Bot is sick. The sickest I have ever seen him. It breaks my heart because he is the just the happiest, most easy going kid on the planet. He has been a joy to raise. Mostly because he raises himself. “Momma, I sick. My…
Category: I’m Hilarious
Wild Ladies Night…
Confession: I only called this post Wild Ladies Night, because I like the idea of some guy in his Mom’s basement looking for photos of young college women funnelling beer in bikini’s. Wrong blog, buddy. Totally, wrong blog, instead I have pictures of Hot Mom’s…
My Favourite Posts….
With Christmas coming, Mommy’s Weird is going to be bogged down filled with fun reviews for Christmas. Before I start reviewing, board games, kids toys, stocking stuffers and movies, here are some of my favourite posts from 2012 Yes, I said 2012 I have been blogging…
Facebook Ruined My Dress…
I wear a lot of black. I don’t mean to. Well, I guess I do mean to. I just like the colour. It has nothing to do with it being slimming. Not a damn thing. Okay. I’m lying. But, you knew that already. Last year…
Getting My Pap Done…
Oh do I have a story for you…. In my late twenties I had to go for my annual pap smear. Damn I hate the word smear. Any who…. While I am waiting, in walks the most gorgeous young doctor I have ever seen in…
I May Have Acted Like An Airline Diva….
Let me tell you a typical Kyla like story. In case you didn’t know, I am an idiot. There has also been the odd time where I think I am more important than I really. I blame my Mother for that. She taught me that…
Tired Wife Happy Husband…
My girlfriend is sleep deprived. And it is terrible. She is a bloody psycho. I caught her yelling at a box of smarties on her kitchen counter. Seriously. What did smarties ever do to her? She was behaving like a bird that broke into her…
Rocking The Bikini….
Calm down. Don’t spill your damn coffee. You are not about to see a photo of me in a bikini. Here look at my Hot Mom friends in their bikini’s. Satisfied? Good. Let’s move on. While at the beach this summer, I noticed that lots…
School Pick Up…
I wish this was a post about a super hot Dad hitting on me at kindergarten pick up. Sadly, not the case…. Whirlwind started school this fall and its been…… interesting. Interesting for me, because it brought back some moments of being in Grade 5…
Big Girl TV…
I hate that Whirlwind is growing up. I absolutely cannot stand when adult words come out of her mouth. Things like, “Pass me my iphone” or “Do you know who sings this song? I think its One Direction” or ” This would look great on…