Kids Logic….
For the most part Whirlwind and Baby Bot get along very well. They absolutely adore each other. I actually have to yell, ” Okay, you two, quit hugging and kissing! NOW! That is enough. LET GO OF EACH OTHER. NO MORE KISSES! I mean it….
Category: I’m Hilarious
My Front Load Washing Machine Stinks…
My front load washing machine stinks and its really ticking me off. First of all, I never bought it, it came with the house. And honestly, I was more excited about the washing machine than I was about having more than one pooper. FYI: Pooper…
I Like Leggings….
When leggings were coming back in style I was sort of pissed. I mean, I had been there and done that. It made me feel old. But, I got over that really quick and now I think leggings are a fat girls dream. No more…
Penis Talk….
On our way to the grocery store, Baby Bot was determined to get my attention. “Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma” “Yes, Baby Bot.” I answered. ” Daddy has a penis.” “Uh huh.” I replied. “It’s about this big.” He said as he stretched his…
I’m Popular….
I am a little bit behind. But, you already knew that about me. I posted about my favourite posts of 2013 but I never did a wrap up of my most popular posts of 2103. And I know you are all just chomping at the bit…
Holy Cat Poo….
Ever wonder what it is like to hang out with me in real life? THIS. IS. IT. And if you are curious to who I am and why my life is this batshit, or catshit, you can find out more here.
2013 Best Blog Posts….
I was recently asked by a friend on twitter, what my favourite blog posts of 2013 were/are. First let’s address that I said “friend on twitter”. Yes, there are people on twitter that I have never met in real life that I consider my friends….
Camping In A Tent Sucks…
You know what sucks? Camping in a tent. It totally sucks. We did a little tag along camping trip this summer. Don’t know what that is? It’s when your friends pick the site, bring all the food, kayaks, bikes and generator for their super duper…
How to Manipulate….
It amazes me at how early women learn to manipulate men. Maybe that was a bit drastic. No, maybe not. Whirlwind is amazing at how she can manipulate her brother. She is a pro. She can get him to give her the toy he covets….
Santa Will…..?
Opening my stocking is my most favourite part about Christmas morning. Yes, I still have a stocking. For some reason its a tradition that Zed and I have continued to do, even since the kids have arrived. But, this year might be the year that…