Hey Four Eyes….
Thanks to the gang at Select Specs for these wicked glasses and frames. They gave me these and I told you about mean old Troy Mc. We are the perfect team! I only remember being teased about wearing glasses once. It wasn’t so much…
Category: I’m Hilarious
I Deserve A Clean Towel…
The other morning as I was climbing out of the shower, I could smell a mouldy odour. It was my towel. It was stinky. It was gross. And I was about to towel off my clean body with it. As I reached for the towel, I stopped….
Porcupine Legs….
Today Baby Bot rubbed my calves and shrieked. A high pitch, blood curdling scream. “What’s wrong?!” I asked. “Momma, you have porcupine legs!” Oh. I started to laugh. In my mind I started the debate of what was better. Enjoying 5 weeks between shaving my…
When Do Kids Stop….
singing to themselves? I specifically remember having some girl friends over for a few drinks and one of them saying, ” You need to tape that, it won’t last forever.” It was Whirlwind. She was 2 years old and she had this habit of singing…
How To Eat Chicken Wings….
You know how I have a chicken wing addiction, right? It’s bad that I even started a pinterest page about wings. I think someone needs a hobby. Anywho. My favourite thing to do on a Friday or Saturday (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday) is…
I got Young Mom’d….
I invented a new word. You are going to like it. A lot. Oh and I am complaining about other Mom’s, so there is that.
Jillian Michaels Broke My Bra…
It’s true, Jillian Michaels broke my bra. I MET JILLIAN MICHAELS AND TYRA BANKS IN LA. AND I HIT JILLIAN!!! My quest to keep in shape has been an interesting one. Not only did I break my bra while running on the treadmill… But, I…
Stranger Danger…
How I am screwing up my kids #369 Me: You CAN ride your bike. Just wear your helmet and stay in the driveway please. And if someone tries to steal you, kick them. Whirlwind: KICK THEM? Me: Yup. Whirlwind: Can I hit them and scratch…
Pinterest Fail….
THIS IS THE POST THAT STARTED ME JOURNEY TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS IN LA. AND YES I HIT JILLIAN. Recently I was asked the question that makes me cringe….. “What are you making for supper tonight?” Seriously? This is an intimate question….
The Newbies Guide To Going To A Spa…
I never ever thought that going to a spa was for me. I’m not sure who I thought it was for. Just not me. I was worried that spending an entire day relaxing at Resort would be super duper boring. I was super duper wrong. But,…