I Am Not A Hillbilly…

Scene:  Zed is driving, I am in the passenger seat. Baby Bot and Whirlwind are in their car seats. Our foreign exchange student Why is in the back back back seat in the van. Baby Bot: Momma…? Me:  Yes. Baby Bot:  Is Dada your brudder?…

Old People Kill Me…

My friend is on vacation with her parents and sent me this… Conversation between my parents: Mom: “do it this way.” Dad: “why, I’ve been doing it the other way for 40 years.” Mom: “Just do it, I want to try it this way.” Dad:…

Finding Your Funny….

I have had some really cool experiences lately. I was interviewed by Blissdom Canada (Canada’s Premier Social Media Conference) and asked, “What Makes You and Your Online Presence Unique?” And I also took part in #TownHallChat with Main Street Creative Co.  on how to use humour…

My New Friends….

Now that Whirlwind is school aged I have made some new Mommy Friends. Which is about damn time. Remember when I was stalking them?  Or trying to impress them with my Pinterest Hairy Hot Dogs?  Or trying to talk to them inappropriately about their sex…

It Might Be Love…

It has been a really long time since I have fallen head over heels in love with a character from a tv show, book or movie. But, it happened tonight. I am in love. I am going to shout it from out roof tops. Topless….

My Chip Truck…

I have always wanted to own a chip truck of sorts. It’s my dream. It was my dream before food trucks were cool and had long lines of hipsters and reality t.v show’s. I remember having this desire when I was very young, it started…

My Blogging Hopes And Dreams…

When I first started blogging, I stressed for weeks over an appropriate name. Then I settled with Mommy`s Weird. Even before the blog had a name I had big dreams. I was already planning an outfit to wear for my “Good Morning America” segment. No really. I…

Dirty Mom….

Dirty Mom, Dirty Van, and brush your damn hair, Catherine Keener. Dig this vlog? I got more here….

Iron-On’s Suck….

If you follow Mommy’s Weird on Facebook you will see that I have been having a hell of a time with the Iron-On for my daughters Day Camp. For the record, I am not against Day Camp Iron-on’s. They are super cute and my daughter…

Hey Kid, Your Parents Suck…

It’s been a while since I have complained about other parents on Mommy’s Weird.  Mostly, because I have grown up a bit since starting this blog. Shocking. Okay, you can quit laughing now. Want me to be a bit of a dick? You do? Whew….