Suitcase Cleaning….

My friends are just slaying me on Facebook. Recently it was the marijuana to fresh farm eggs event and now this…. Actual Facebook Post: It’s been a strange phenomenon for the past 8 weeks for me. My partner decided that he was going to help…

Greatest Hits…

Don’t call me lazy. Call me retro. Here are a few of my older posts that have been making me laugh. And yes, I do laugh at my own jokes. How To Do It 3 Reasons to Get a Housecleaner Old People Texting Nudity Rules…

Blissdom Canada 2014….

I wrote a post during Blissdom Canada this year and promised to finish it for you… Um. Whoops. Each and every year I find it very hard to put the experience into words. The reason I cannot do this is because Blissdom Canada is beyond…

Who Am I…..

Growing up can kind of suck. Mostly, it’s all sorts of awesome and hilariousness. I laugh at myself and my friends constantly. Case in point? My friends ‘ Facebook Status: “I used to call a number for a friend of a friend of a friend…

Blissdom Canada To Be Continued….

Squuueeeee! I’m here at Blissdom Canada! I am so happy! So, so, so happy! That’s enough exclamation marks, eh.   I wonder if I can get Penningtons to start carrying this shirt?! I cried when I saw this. To make a long story short, her…

My Baby Bot…

We’ve had some pretty hilariousness moments with Bot and Zed. First of all, Baby Bot is practically a boy and I am thinking that I should just refer to him as Bot now instead of Baby Bot. Awww. Screw it. He’s my baby. I plan…

My Penningtons Selfie Addiction…

In just one week I am going to be at my favourite Social Media Conference, Blissdom Canada.  This will be my 3 year attending and 2nd year as a Community Leader  It’s also my chance to see people that I only get to hang out…

Is Coconut A Nut?

This is a true conversation. And I am writing this in real time, so I won’t even know the bloody answer until I google it LIVE with ya’ll. Yes. This is as stupid as it sounds.    SIDENOTE: Thanks to my friend Merry for providing…

Mommy’s Weird’s Mom…

Did that title make sense? Meh. It’s my blog. I will make sense if I want to. I have been trying to get my Mom to write on my blog for months.  The lady is hilarious. And she is a real pain in my ass,…