My biggest concern for my friends is that they have someone to talk to. At the time, I may not be the person they choose to talk to confide in. But, I really like to know that they have someone they are talking to. It is…
Today a friend asked me if she could take Baby Bot to her house for a playdate and lunch. I didn’t reply to her text. Then I ran into her at a play group. Baby Bot was playing with her son and I was reading…
Our fireplace makes me twitchy. I could no longer handle the 1980’s slate/rock. I could no longer handle the orange. Especially since we had the walls painted this lovely blue on Tuesday. So, I googled, I pinterested and I stalked my friends blogs. And then I…
Yes, this really happened. I have an entire YouTube channel with this sort of ridiculous. Please check it out and subscribe.
If I had known posting my favourite work outs with Jillian Michaels would actually lead me to a t.v show with Tyra Banks and end up with me actually hitting Jillian, I might have done it earlier 😉 When I am not on holidays or…
My Mother in law is the best gift giver on the entire planet. She listens to all the ridiculous things I say to her and then remembers those things and buys me the most wonderful Christmas gifts. I say things like this…. “Oh, I love infinity scarves!”…
My Friend’s Facebook Post: I’ve decided to share an episode of #shitmydadsays. Today’s story – Mom says “explain to your dad what a hash tag is”. So, after careful explanation, he simply says “ok”. While we are chomping on our Peter’s burgers, he says “these don’t…
I tend to embarrass my friends. I am not a person that has to be right. But, when I feel I may have been wronged; I just can’t shut up about it. I also may have embellished this greatly. I apologize in advance to my…
Oh Crap. You thought this was going to me giving away a bunch of things ala Oprah didn’t you? Sorry. It’s just me being vain and talking about myself. Still interested….? I love seeing where people are reading Mommy’s Weird from. I like to imagine…
This years list is a little bit like last years list. Totally freaky. Perverted search terms are scary, yo. Here we go… #6. Hey Kids Your Parents Suck. When I first started Mommy’s Weird, I used to bitch a ton about other parents. Then I…