This Enell Sports Bra will change you life. Trust me. If you have large breasts, this bra will make baseball, volleyball and watching t.v easier. If you are new to Mommy’s Weird, you should know that Jillian Michael’s broke my bra. You can read about…
Before we get to our parenting techniques, you should know the kind of person I am. I am a person who is invited to be on National TV and hit celebrity trainer Jillian Michaels in front of super model Tyra Banks. My husband was giving…
The only way to find a baby sitter is to stalk teenage girls. These are real texts that I sent today. I have no shame. Watch how I suck up with jokes, photos and then money… So I still don’t have…
When I was growing up I didn’t get to choose my friends. It was a hindrance and a blessing. It was a hindrance because of exactly what I said. I am so literal. There was such a small pool of kids that you pretty much…
Listen, I like my friends. They are pretty. They are smart. They are smart. They are loving. But they got nothing on Kimmy Schmidt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNKEKlXY3Z4 Yup. Who needs to go out with the girls when I can snuggle up on the couch with my girl Kimmy….
A YouTube tutorial star I am not. But, I did make without wearing pants. And because I am worried that you think that I went out in public that way, I have included an after shot. It is a tad better. But, I am…
Its time for another edition of Crap My Friends Post On Facebook. This one is from a status I read this week…. Dear parents of my Ellie’s classmates, If you see a sketchy invite in your son or daughters backpack for Ellie’s birthday party at Reid Montgomery School gym…
We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross. I…
..because if you are not, then you should. You really really really should. Yes, its political. Yes, you get confused. Yes, Robin Wright and Kevin Spacey are absolutely vile. But, I have never been more invested in such terrible characters in my life. I cannot get…
I have broken my share of chairs. So, I am paranoid around a shaky one. But, this time, I didn’t break a chair. It was NOT breaking the chair that was embarrassing. If you like this story, you may like these ones too.