Don’t Over Charge Me For Vodka…
I tend to embarrass my friends. I am not a person that has to be right. But, when I feel I may have been wronged; I just can’t shut up about it. I also may have embellished this greatly. I apologize in advance to my…
Category: Hot Mom’s
Rocking The Bikini….
Calm down. Don’t spill your damn coffee. You are not about to see a photo of me in a bikini. Here look at my Hot Mom friends in their bikini’s. Satisfied? Good. Let’s move on. While at the beach this summer, I noticed that lots…
School Pick Up…
I wish this was a post about a super hot Dad hitting on me at kindergarten pick up. Sadly, not the case…. Whirlwind started school this fall and its been…… interesting. Interesting for me, because it brought back some moments of being in Grade 5…
The Cereal Swearer….
This is one of my favourite Mommy stories passed on down from one of my Hot Mom’s… Hot Dad #1 was having breakfast with his son and was doing the ever so common wrestle with the cereal box. Sidenote: Who invented cereal boxes? There really…
Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate The Park…
I love taking my kids to the park. It’s our thing. But, I have learned a few tricks along the way from my Mommy Friends. Mommy #4 has taught me that sometimes The Park is closed. For example: Last fall, Baby Bot was not sleeping…
Imposter Mommy…..
Whirlwind is an actress. She is very creative and will do anything for a laugh. I have no idea where she gets this from……. Ahem. Dance class. School. Hotel. Gymnastics Class. Baby. Restaurant. We play it all. This morning she was putting on a concert….