We’ve had some pretty hilariousness moments with Bot and Zed.
First of all, Baby Bot is practically a boy and I am thinking that I should just refer to him as Bot now instead of Baby Bot.
Awww.
Screw it.
He’s my baby. I plan on ruining him for years to come.
Anywhooo….
Baby Bot layed a boom boom in his pull up this morning.
I was awoken to this at 5:50 am….
“I went boom boom in my diaper!”
Great. Off I went and cleaned not only the stinkiest dump from this kid but also the stickiest. You know the kind I’m talking about right…?
Later on in the afternoon, I took him to the potty and said, “Honey, if you have to go boom boom in the middle of the night, you just call Mommy an I will take you to have a boom boom in the potty.”
“Okay Momma.” He answers with the cutest little face you have ever seen. I know you think your kids are cute. But, they are not. Baby Bot is the cutest on the planet.
He then adds mischievously, “How about, I boom boom in my diaper and then get Daddy to clean my butt?”
I didn’t answer.
But, I did give him a big hug and told him I loved him.