Scene: Zed is driving, I am in the passenger seat. Baby Bot and Whirlwind are in their car seats. Our foreign exchange student Why is in the back back back seat in the van.
Baby Bot: Momma…?
Me: Yes.
Baby Bot: Is Dada your brudder?
ALL AT THE SAME TIME…..
Why: Tee hee. What did you …..?
Whirlwind: Whaaaaaaat did he say…?
Me: No…..
Zed: Did he ask if I was your brother….?
Then…
Baby Bot: Is Dada your brudder?
Me: No honey. He is not my brudder. Uncle Todd and Uncle Curt are my brothers.
Whirlwind: And Uncle Mat and Uncle Tim are Dada’s brothers.
Baby Bot: Oh. Did I live inside Dada?
ALL AT THE SAME TIME…..
Zed: Wha…..?
Whirlwind: Noooooooooo!
Why: What is he talking….?
Me: Nope. You lived inside of Momma.
Baby Bot: Dat’s cool.
Me: Yup. That’s cool.
Baby Bot: Momma. I’m hungry.
Me: We’ll be home soon.
Silence
Zed: Did he just ask if I was your brother……..?
Me: Don’t worry. You aren’t.
End Scene.