Today’s edition comes from my friend Nicki…

“My four-year-old is too smart. She said, ‘I want Chocolate Milk’ I said, ‘I want a horse that flies’ so she runs off and I pat myself on the back and think good job mom. Three minutes later she dumps Twilight Sparkle in my lap, with a glib, ‘there you go mama.’ Game, set, match.”

 

My friends kill me.

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