On our way to the grocery store, Baby Bot was determined to get my attention.

“Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma”

“Yes, Baby Bot.”  I answered.

” Daddy has a penis.”

“Uh huh.”  I replied.

“It’s about this big.”  He said as he stretched his little arms out as far as they could go.

“Oh.” I said out loud.

And because I can’t let anything go.

I added a little, “….he wishes.”

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