Let me tell you a typical Kyla like story.
In case you didn’t know, I am an idiot.
There has also been the odd time where I think I am more important than I really. I blame my Mother for that. She taught me that I should be proud of who I am and to always hold my head up high. But, sadly, I turned out quite a bit like my Father. My Dad is a loveable buffoon. Now, I am not calling myself loveable. But, I am a buffoon.
Recently, I flew to Toronto for Link 2013 and Blissdom Canada . Because I was going away for 8 days, I had my lap top with me at all times so that I could also work because I also run my own Social Media Management Company, Social Jelly.
I checked in for my flight on line and didn’t really pay attention to the seat I had. I got on my 2nd flight of the day only to see that I had the best seat in the entire world in this enormous plane. I had the seat right beside the emergency exit AND the washroom. Not only could I stretch out my legs, but I could have stretched out Kareem Abdul Jabbar’s legs too.
FYI: If you don’t know who Kareem Abdul Jabbar is, then I am sorry. I mostly used that reference for my brother.
Any who…
People were furious about my seat. I was getting glares from everyone on the plane. Then I realized, I couldn’t reach the touch screen t.v on the seat in front of me and I didn’t have a pull down tray in front of me so I could work.
Quickly, I started huffing like a Diva and asked the attendant if the flight was full, because I couldn’t sit in this seat because I had work to do and there was no tray and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He looked at me like I was an idiot.
He kneeled in front of me, which I am accustomed to, and pulled out a tray and a t.v screen from beside my seat. I was beside myself. I have never had a t.v screen so close and a tray that folded down from the left. IT WAS AWESOME. Obviously, I have never flown first class.
Hint, hint, Air Canada.
So, I obviously didn’t need to change out of my dream seat because I was now able to do some work. But, I didn’t work. Even after the scene I made, I didn’t even open my computer. Instead, I stretched out and laughed my ass off watching this…
So funny.
Super funny and in a really weird way very inspirational.
One of these days I am going invite Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn over for pizza.
Anyone have their number?
No…?
That’s okay. I get it. I wouldn’t share it either.
So, I don’t have teenagers, but if I did, this is totally a movie you could watch with them. Owen and Vince, yes I am on a first name basis, have been downsized from their sales jobs which they rock at, but they have no other skills, so they sign up to be interns with a bunch of twenty year olds. They are stupid and the kids are “stupid smart”.
Have you ever met a “stupid smart” person before?
Ugh.
Annoying.
Any who…
The Internship is out now and its pretty awesome. I mean it.
Disclaimer: Yes, I got a copy of The Internship in exchange for this post. I’m probably going to give it to my sister for Christmas. Merry Christmas, sister.