This show scares me.

Like, really, really, really scares me.

That should come as no surprise to anyone that knows me. I have spent many a childhood sleep over just wishing we could put away Freddy Krueger and watch Pretty in Pink.

Once, I went to the movies with my friends and spent the entire movie, Single White Female, with my head under my coat. It was a polka dot coat. So I counted all the polka dots to pass the time.

I love pop culture, so I needed to watch the first season of American Horror Story. Everyone was talking about it! I couldn’t be left out.

And I loved the first season, but I was so scared of American Horror Story that I had to wait until the episode had aired, then I would read the transcript and then watch it online.

I had to know what was coming.

 

I know it had 17 Emmy Nominations.

I know that Jessica Lange, James Cromwell and Adam Levine are in this season.

I know that it really is the best show on television.

I just can’t watch it.

And I want to watch it.

I really, really, really do.

But, I can’t.

I just cannot.

It freaks the hell out of me.

And with that Ladies and Gentlemen, I need to get this bloody copy of American Horror Story:  Asylum, The Complete Second Season, out of my damn house.

STAT!

So, with that, it is Give Away Time!

This contest is open to Canadians Only. You may enter by telling me why you love this show.  This freaky deaky Give Away closes on October 17th.  Comment below!

DISCLOSURE:  As usual, I got this copy of American Horror Story:  Asylum, The Complete Second Season for Free so that I may give it to you.  Please don’t pee your pants while you watch it.