Not only was I super annoying when I was pregnant with my first child.

But, I was also super naive.

I thought if I read the Baby Whisperer, I would know how to put a baby to sleep.  I only made it half way through the book before I burst out in tears.

Ignore? Routine?  Celebrity Endorsements?

Surprisingly not for me.

In our home, that woman is now forever referred to as “The Baby Nazi”.

I was also positive that I would use cloth diapers.  I mean, do you know how long it takes a disposable diaper to actually dispose?

Like a trillion years or something. That is a long friggn’ time.

Any ways, I really owe an apology to the environment.  Sorry Mother Earth, but cloth diapers really scared the bejezzies out of me.

Inserts? Bamboo? Snaps?

I was also very naive about baby strollers.  When I was six months pregnant we were visiting some friends and talking about strollers.  They took us to their garage to show us theirs.

They had 4 strollers.

Seriously.

There was a stroller that you could plunk the baby car seat into.  Then there was a sit and stand stroller for when the new baby came along. Of course,  there was an umbrella stroller for the airport or mall and then the bike/jogging double stroller for longer trips that both the kids could ride in.

What the salami?!

WHO NEEDS THAT MANY STROLLERS?!

We left their home in shock of there excess.  Seriously. Who were these people?  One stroller would be sufficient, don’t you think? There was something seriously wrong with our friends.

So, after all that ask me how many strollers we have?

Go ahead, ask me!

We have four.

Please don’t ask how many baby carriers we have.

Now, that would be embarrassing.

Hey.. thanks for visiting Mommy’s Weird. If you want to know more about me and how I got so weird. You can find out here. 

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